A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.
aw yes i’ve been craving chocolate all day and my uncle just brought me some
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
The inner emo must never show
A few of my favorite activities.
i like how they put capitalism in fun letters
i rly need this framed on my wall
people that talk about tumblr in school make me so uncomfortable
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
First Russian Submarine
"The first submarine appeared in Russia in the times of Peter the Great, in 1721. It used to be called “a hidden vessel”." via English Russia
Oh god, it’s like gnomes built a submarine.
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off